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Date:         Fri, 07 Jul 89 17:21:52 EDT
From:         Homer 
To:           adore-l@ualtavm


     Why did they make semen white and urine yellow?
     So you could tell whether you were coming or going.

     How did Cinderella die?
     Her Tampax turned into a Pumpkin.

     Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland?
     They couldn't find a virgin or 3 wise men.

     How many pollacks does it take to water a horse?
     Five, four to hold its head under water, and
     one to suck on its ass.

     How many starving Ethiopians can you fit into a VW micro bus?
     All of them.

     Whats green and hates Jews?
     Snotzies.

 Homer               adore-l@ualtavm      7/07/89 No subject