72 VIRGINS

Someone said:
> Islam is unadulterated blind obedience.

     Yes, and they promise them 72 virgins in heaven.

     18 years old of course.

     For one, how long will 72 virgins last across the rest of Eternity?

     For two, once you take their veils off, you see 60 of them have 
mustaches as big as Wild Bill Hickocks, and the other 12 are diesel dykes 
from hell.  There is a reason they are still virgins.

     For three, those virgins are the young girls they killed before
they lost their virginity, because they were unwanted.

     They make great fucks.

     Homer

Mon Aug  9 13:51:03 EDT 2010